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Phellow Phans,
I did the unthinkable and paid 480 for friday and saturday on Ebay today. I just couldn't deal with the anxiety of finding tickets for another month. Help me get in the door Sunday night. I will trade $70 cash and my Jackson JS1 Dinky Electric Guitar (Black) with locking straps, a strap, a soft case, and whammy bar. I will ship it to you free of charge, with $70 via paypal, for your SUNDAY BGCA ticket. I also have a very beautiful voice if you'd like me to call you at bedtime and sing you to sleep. I can also use my penis as a sundial. If ANY of these things are useful to you, contact me. Peace and Love and $5 sunglasses. Amen
p.s. the picture is inverted. the guitar is for a RIGHT-HANDED player. it was my first guitar. i could sign it for you if you want but i'm just a chubby guy who likes seafood
